How Do I Fabulous?

Reason 255: So. I went to a drag show today. And everything was so strange. But oh my gosh I haven't laughed so hard in ages. And the music was super fun. And these girls did WORK. Excuse me, WERK. One of my friends was actually in it. He says he is now more sure than ever that he is straight haha. And most of the queens were professionals, so they knew how to work the crowd. One of them came up to John (who was sitting right next to me) and messed with him for a bit, which was fab, and he took it like a champ. And then they basically all messed with this jerk Steve once they realized he was the scared straight guy who was made uncomfortable by everything. I THOROUGHLY enjoyed that. I dunno how I feel about these men being prettier and more fashionable and MORE FLEXIBLE DEAR GOD than I am. But I was entertained.

And now I will listen to this FOREVER. Thank you "Karmella"