LIKE A BOSS

Reason 322: I ACTUALLY SAW SOMEONE RIDING ONE OF THESE.

IN REAL LIFE! IT WAS SO COOL. HE WAS JUST ON THE STREET! WITH A NEON JACKET AND HELMET. GAHHH!!

Tia Lindo: How does he de that?
Me: LIKE A BOSS!
Mommy: How does he get on it?
Me: LIKE A BOSS!
Mommy: And what if he falls off, how does he get back on?
Me: LIKE A BOSS!