I FIXED IT!

Reason 347: The radio stopped working today! The power flickered and the radio said NOPE. And when we finally got someone to turn it back on, we couldn't get the stations to work. After about an hour of silence in the store, I had had enough. I marched over to the office and played with the old contraption until LO AND BEHOLD 97.1 BLAST THROUGH THE SPEAKERS! And I danced like a fool, which is just about my favorite thing.

The first song to come on :D

How Do I Fabulous?

Reason 255: So. I went to a drag show today. And everything was so strange. But oh my gosh I haven't laughed so hard in ages. And the music was super fun. And these girls did WORK. Excuse me, WERK. One of my friends was actually in it. He says he is now more sure than ever that he is straight haha. And most of the queens were professionals, so they knew how to work the crowd. One of them came up to John (who was sitting right next to me) and messed with him for a bit, which was fab, and he took it like a champ. And then they basically all messed with this jerk Steve once they realized he was the scared straight guy who was made uncomfortable by everything. I THOROUGHLY enjoyed that. I dunno how I feel about these men being prettier and more fashionable and MORE FLEXIBLE DEAR GOD than I am. But I was entertained.

And now I will listen to this FOREVER. Thank you "Karmella"